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Harry Potter Q&A: Reblog with your own answers

Your house: Ravenclaw
Your favorite character from the trio: Hermione Granger
Three other favorite characters: Minerva McGonagall, Remus Lupin and Albus Dumbledore
Least favorite character: Dolores F****** Umbridge
Favorite book: The Goblet of Fire
One favorite moment: When McGonagall tells Peeves that it unscrews the other way.
How you were introduced to the series: I have no clue it’s been too long but I think it started out with my dad reading them to me but how that came about I don’t know.
What would your favorite lesson be?: charms or Arithmancy
Favorite professor: Remus Lupin
Which hallow would you take?: invisibility cloak
Which character are you most like?: Hermione maybe?
Three spells you’d like to be able to perform: expecto patronum, accio and some kind of cleaning spell maybe
Would you have entered your name in the Goblet of Fire?: Nope
Would you have played Quidditch?: Probably not but I would love to try it
What form would your Patronus take?: A cat, a sloth or maybe a narwhale.
What would be your profession in the wizarding world?: Something with the ministry of magic maybe

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  • ONE NIGHT STAND BEFORE THE FIRST DAY OF YOUR NEW JOB AND OOPS THAT WAS YOUR NEW BOSS YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH AU 
  • DETECTIVE PARTNERS AU 
  • UNDERCOVER AU
  • PARENTS ARE CEO’S OF RIVALING COMPANIES AU
  • PARENTS ARE HEADS OF RIVALING MOB FAMILIES AU
  • REINCARNATION AU
  • CHILDHOOD FRIENDS WITH ADJOINING HOUSES/ROOMS AU
  • THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD AND WE’RE ALL WE’VE GOT AU

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ducktrainer:

saemiligr:

dear-monday:

So we know it’s JK’s headcanon that Dudley has a magical child, right? Imagine his kid starting to show signs of magic and Dudley remembering all the odd things that used to happen around Harry. Imagine his kid coming home from Hogwarts and being all, “WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME UNCLE HARRY WAS FAMOUS?” Imagine Dudley reading up on Harry and finding out about all the stuff he did and all the things that happened to him and struggling to grasp how his scrawny, speccy cousin saved the wizarding world. Imagine Dudley, white-faced with terror at his first big family get-together with Harry, Hermione and all the remaining Weasleys. Imagine Mrs Weasley being decidedly cool towards him until he eats fifth helpings of everything she cooks and telling her that she’s the best cook he’s ever met. Imagine Dudley meeting Fleur. Imagine the others embarrassing Harry by telling Dudley stories about him. Imagine Dudley and Harry going down the pub together for beers. Imagine Harry still calling him Big D. Imagine Dudley cheerfully never dieting ever again and being fat and happy forever THE END.

This makes me absurdly happy

did they just made me happy about DUDLEY

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